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Jordan“you could come to my office” · 1:19 · ▲ 0 CALL #001 1:19
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CALL #001 · Jordan

Fromjordan@[redacted].com
Toa man who did not have 15 minutes
SubjectRE: RE: RE: RE: quick question
0:00 / 1:19

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“YOU COULD COME TO MY OFFICE… MY DOOR IS OPEN. PLEASE COME BY, JORDAN.”

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