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Jordan8/13/26 CALL #001♥ 0 the one where he invites you to his office Answer Your Damn Phone8/15/26 CALL #002♥ 0 this guy got put on hold forever, gave up, and left the most unhinged Nuclear Bomb In The Office8/15/26 CALL #003♥ 0 cold caller pitches performance management software and gets threatene Rip Your Head Off8/15/26 CALL #004♥ 0 this guy threatened to rip a cold caller's head off over one call 💀 fu Not Shane, Calling My Lawyer8/15/26 CALL #005♥ 0 dude thinks he's getting robocalled again and he is NOT having it lmao Lick My Nuts8/15/26 CALL #006♥ 0 cold call rep checks in on his channel manager and gets told to lick h Take Me Off The Call List8/15/26 CALL #007♥ 0 bro just wanted off the call list and it escalated FAST. full call + v Balls Deep Property Manager8/15/26 CALL #008♥ 0 cold call answered day-drunk and he just kept saying balls deep 💀 full Wrong Number, Baby8/15/26 CALL #009♥ 0 dude called the wrong karen and still tried to pitch her lol Yellow Back Maggot8/15/26 CALL #010♥ 0 the office manager called this guy a yellow back maggot lol. full call Money Laundering For The Cartel8/15/26 CALL #011♥ 0 guy picks up a cold call and just casually says he launders money for I'm Not Brian (I'm Brian)8/15/26 CALL #012♥ 0 dude couldn't decide if he was Brian or not lol full call + vote -> un
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CALL #001 · Jordan"please come by, jordan." ★
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CALL #001 · Jordan

Fromjordan@[redacted].com
Toa man who did not have 15 minutes
SubjectRE: RE: RE: RE: quick question
0:00 / 2:14
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“YOU COULD COME TO MY OFFICE… MY DOOR IS OPEN. PLEASE COME BY, JORDAN.”

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